No Doubt About It
“Guys, you seen Vala?” asked Daniel.
“No, why?” Sam, Cam, and Teal’c asked.
“Something’s missing and I know she took it.”
“A sacred artifact?” Teal’c inquired.
“D’you see her take it?” asked Sam.
“Well… no and no, but—”
“—But what, Daniel?” Sam exclaimed. “Accusing her with no evidence after you fought to make her part of SG1 because she’d changed.”
“Ye-eeees, but NOT with this.”
“Treasure map?” queried Cam.
“Uh…no.”
“Valuable to you then?” Sam suggested.
“N-not sentimental in itself, no,” answered Daniel.
“Well, what then?” asked Cam.
“My, uh credit card.”
Three heads nodded. “She took it.”

The End
