ABC
“Aw, come on Daniel! I don’t have cooties, ya know.”
“NO!”
“Just lick it once. I really want your opinion of how it tastes.”
“Ewww!. It’s all wet and sticky. Why would you even think I’d EVER want to taste that?”
“But I really need the help of your very sensitive tongue.”
“No way! Why don’t you just accept it, cuz I’m not biting… literally.”
“But I don’t think it tastes like strawberry and it’s supposed to. It’s buggin’ the heck outta me.”
“Jack, forget it! I’m NOT eating gum that you’ve already eaten. Deal with it and go away!”
Author’s Note: Confused about the title? ABC = Already Been Chewed
The End
